• me: *tries to flirt*
  • me: *ends up talking about food*
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cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

16 hours ago - 360,111 notes

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

16 hours ago - 800,112 notes

feat:

when someone claims to be a fan of a band when they have heard two of their songs

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16 hours ago - 10,231 notes

sequently:

how to take a math test:
1. pi
2. cry
3. die

4 days ago - 66,323 notes